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Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Petikan Novel : ISSTH c.154



His path could only be tread by he himself. Perhaps his path would cross the paths of others, and that was well and good. But for the moment, he needed to walk alone. Unless… he could be powerful enough to forge his own road. Change everything. The alternative was to live a life full of sighing.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Excerp : VW:UUTS Chapter 17 – Painful Wound



Underneath a green tree, a young couple stood: one warrior and one archer.
He Yi looked at me and asked, “Lu Chen, what are you pursuing in life?”
I said, “Money and beautiful women.”
He Yi punched me hard, unsatisfied with my response.
I responded again, “Work and love.”
She smiled in admiration, “Now that’s the right way!”
……

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Excerpt : ATG Chapter 134



Yun Che nodded his head; he approved of Sikong Du’s words. Before, he needed to control the Sky Poison Pearl so he didn’t train with a weapon, but now, he should definitely train with a fitting weapon.
“If you really haven’t trained with any weapon before, then I’ll recommend a sword to you.” Sikong Du said: “The sword holds the respect of ten thousand soldiers; it can slash, hack, stab, cut, gouge, slice, parry, is flexible, easy to control, and has incredible power and defensive capabilities. Furthermore, it is easy to learn and easy to train. In the present Sky Profound Continent, around seventy percent of profound practitioners use a sword. Unless a specific weapon is required to operate a profound technique to its fullest power, one will usually choose a sword as a weapon. My weapon is also a sword.”

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Manga Guidance:

Ubel Blatt
Id

Ubel Blat:

Plot[edit]

Beginning some twenty years prior to the start of the manga, the story narrates on how Koinzell, then named Ascheriit, was a young, prodigious swordsman whose skill granted him the fabled title of Blatt Meister (literally "Blade Master"). His deeds made him one of the fourteen chosen by the ruling emperor of the Empire of Szaalenden to venture into a dangerous quest to defeat a powerful enemy invader known as the evil nation of Wischtech, of whom the many powerful engines of destruction and dark sorcery made a dangerous foe. Each armed with a lance blessed by the Emperor himself, and thus known as the Fourteen Lances, the chosen traveled far into the enemy's wasted landscape, losing three of their ranks to the perils of the land, until they arrived into a forest where seven of the eleven remaining decided to forfeit their mission, fearing for their lives. Nevertheless, Ascheriit and three of those still bent on following the Emperor's will continued, and incredibly succeeded in their deed, returning victorious. It was then that the seven who abandoned the mission ambushed their comrades and massacred them. On returning home, they told the Emperor that the four they killed turned traitors against them, and after dispatching them the seven completed the task. Thus, they were hailed as heroes and dubbed the Seven Heroes, while the four who were killed became symbols of treachery and received the moniker of Lances of Betrayal.
Thus, the story tells of the voyage of Ascheriit, who indeed survived the slaughter and vowed to take the head of his traitorous companions, now powerful nobles and warlords hailed as saviors by the people.

Id:

Id Characters[edit]

Ye Chun Hwa (예천화)/ Id (이드)[edit]

Id is a human man with a feminine appearance who comes from a place called Middle Kingdom. Id landed in the Continent of Gressen after a dimension shift. When he became the owner of the sentient sword named Lamia he was also endowed with the Heart of the Dragon Greydrone who was the protector of the sword up to that point. He meets up with a party of travelers who initially think he is a girl, and decides to travel with them for a certain amount of time, and then temporarily leaves them and goes with Irlina to find the gold dragon . During certain scenes, Id is shown to be pretty clueless, mistaken for a girl numerous times and a bit naive about some things, yet he is incredibly strong. He performs feats that the others see as magic, but is merely martial arts using ki he learned from his home world and other times using the power of the Dragon's heart within him. The latter is dangerous for him however as it takes much time to sync his body with the power of the heart he was bestowed causing instances where he goes berserk as the heart takes him over leaving only the brutality of the dragon which is its natural instinct. At certain times a mysterious bracelet also appears on Id's arm that drains him of his energy unexpectedly. The only things that are known about it is that the reason he has it was to keep it out of the hands of someone he knew from the world he came from because of its importance, that the bracelet itself could be the reason Id was transported to the other world and that Id himself doesn't know what the bracelet is, or what it does either. Romantic interest in Irlina.
Many characters hear Id's name and express doubt or fear throughout the story. It is later shown that Id traveled back in time, and had adventures in the past that would lead to the infamy of the name Id.
Id is a natural-born martial artist in his world. He demonstrated that he can copy another person's skill just by observing. Before coming to the Continent of Gressen, he has mastered two forms of martial arts: Angelic Jade Form Perfection (선녀 옥형결)[2] and Great Absolute Formation Technique (태극만상공).[3] He is also skillful in both unarmed and sword fighting, although he admits that he is more skillful with the latter.
His unarmed fighting techniques include (in order of appearance):
  • Water Sphere Flick (수구탄지)[4]
  • Wind Blaze Seal (풍열장)[5]
  • Twin Dragon Technique (쌍룡장)[6]
  • Furious Bird Strike (취을난지)[7]
  • Thousand Pound Smash (천근추)[8]
  • Shatter Jade Blue Harden Kill (파옥청강살)[9]
  • Buddha' Spirit Palm (여래신장)[10]
  • Piercing (관통)[11]
  • Finger Flicking Bomb (탄지신통)[12]
  • Hidden Pure Flowing Strike (천수여래장)[13]
  • Sudden Hurricane Dance (돌풍회전삭)[14]
  • Soul Stealing Demon of Death (제마탈혼)[15]
  • Spin Step (진각)[16]
  • Freezing Ice Palmstrike (한빙장)[17]
  • Flustering Wind Palmstrike (풍신일장)[18]
  • Inferno Sealing Palmstrike (열화인장)[19]
  • Buddha's Palm (여래장)[20]
  • Iron Devastation Fist (철황권)[21]
  • Twelve Great Techniques (12대식)[22]
His sword fighting techniques include (in order of appearance):
  • Gordian Knot Slash (일도양단)[23]
  • Flight of the Great White Dragon (백룡출해)[24]
  • Sword of the Fiery Phoenix (적화봉검)[25]
  • Heaven Earth Sundering Slash (천지일참)[26]
  • Torrent of Blades (군마락)[27]
  • One Blade Soul Striker (일검탈혼)[28]
  • Blood River Sword (혈하검)[29]
  • Exploding Phantom Slash (쾌섬점환)[30]
  • White Fire Dance (백화난무)[31]
  • Impossible Slice Combo (군마락)[32]
  • Asura Demon Slasher (수라참마인)[33]
  • Asura Triple Blades (수라삼도)[34]
He also has non-fighting techniques including:
  • State of Emptiness (경공)[35]
  • Law of Movement (보법)[36]
  • Restrict Sound (단음각막)[37]
  • Illusion Skill (천변미환진)[38]
After arriving the Continent of Gressen and obtaining Lamia, he obtains further skills including:
  • Protection Shield (프로텍션 실드)[39]
  • Lightning (라이트닝)[40]
  • Warp (워프)[41]
  • Sword Heart Unified Form (검심일체)[42]
  • Teleportation (텔레포테이션)[43]
He also obtained class-13 spells from Greydron including:
  • Dragon Fist (드래곤 피스트)[44]
  • Dragon Upper (드래곤 어퍼)[45]
Later in the story, he learns spirit summoning from Irlina and manages to summon and make a contract with wind spirit queen Sildran (시르드란) in the first attempt.[46] Sildran urges Id to make a contract with other spirit kings. Although the story does not show that Id makes contracts with other spirit kings, it can be inferred that he has done so from the fact that he can summon wind, earth, wood, and fire elemental spirits.[47] He seems to be able to summon five elements at once and names the technique Five Phases in One Technique (오행대천공).[48]

Lamia (라미아)[edit]

She is the ancient sword created by Greydrone, the dragon, and the Gods(before they went silent). She chose Id as her master, while Greydrone hadn't been able to use her. Her spirit takes the form of a woman. All her abilities are not known, but as the manhwa progresses, she shows them. However, the manhwa hinted at Lamia holding the power of a god. She has magical abilities and the ability to change her physical appearance. Appearance that Lamia has assumed in the manhwa include the sword-form,[49] a hairpin,[50] a brooch,[51] a bracelet,[52] a hair tie,[53] and a belt. She frequently converses with Id in the entire manhwa and her real form is only known to Id. While Id was transported to the past, she lost her physical form and assumed a spiritual form which could be combined with Id. She is bonded to Id for eternity. While she seems to love Id, Id does not treat her as a female. Hence, she is often jealous of Irlina for being loved by Id and sulks by ignoring Id. She was guarded by Greydrone for 10,000 years before Id appeared. When Id visits Ground Zero, a dimension set in the 10,000 years in the past, she is unable to assume her sword form because it conflicts with her other self, a new sword protected by Greydrone.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

excerp : Ze Tian Ji

https://bingnovels.wordpress.com/way-of-choice/

Chen Chang Sheng said, “Thank you.”
Tang Thirty Six said, “A verbal thank is not enough, you should treat me.”
It was another very awkward yet friendly expression – Chen Chang Sheng suddenly felt pity for this kid. He thought that this kid had probably xiu xing for his entire life. No wonder he was at such high stage at such young age, but the way he interacted with others was really terrible. He felt worried on how Tang Thirty Six would live in the future.
Chen Chang Sheng was always very concentrated when he was thinking, which made him seem somewhat dull and inflexible. Tang Thirty Six looked at him and couldn’t help but shake his head. He felt pity for this kid thinking that this kid was probably reading books for his entire life no wonder he would remember so much doctrines at such a young age. But the way Chen Chang Sheng interacted with others was really terrible. He felt worried on how Chen Chang Sheng would live in the future.
(TL: LOL like attracts like. It takes one genius to understand another…)
In short, both had no right to feel pity on the other yet both were feeling pity for the other right now. Thus another interaction between the two began after the initial one at the Heavenly Academy.
Chen Chang Sheng called the waiter over to see the menu. He calculated that the money his master gave him and his senior gave him privately, was enough for him living for several good years in the capital. Then he stopped thinking and pushed the menu toward Tang Thirty Six and said, “Pick whatever you want…..en, this is my first time treating someone.”
He did not know that this sentence made Tang Thirty Six feel even more pity for him, thinking ‘which remote mountain did this kid come from?’

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Cinta Tidak Harus Bersemi

CTHB

"Kau tahu punca kekalahan kau? Kerana kau takut mati. Kerana kau harus melindungi. Kau harus menunaikan janji." Penjahat memulakan syarahan percumanya kepada Pembaik.
"Aku...aku takut mati? Karut! Biar putih tulang jangan putih mata. Aku tidak pernah takut mati!" Balas Pembaik menafikan tuduhan Penjahat.
"Pembaik, kau takut mati kerana kau harus melindungi,". Sambung Penjahat.
"Aku harus melindungi? Apa maksudmu?" Soal Pembaik mula kehairanan dan ingin tahu.
"Ya, kerana kau mencintai. Kau berjanji akan kembali ke pangkuan kecintaanmu, kekasih hatimu, kerana kau mencintai. Kerana itulah kau takut mati!" Tempelak Penjahat seperti seorang penjahat lagaknya.
"Hahaha...haha...ha. Lucu. kau sudah tersilap Penjahat. Kerana aku mencintai maka aku harus kembali. Aku harus kembali kerana aku telah berjanji. Kerana itu, aku tidak boleh kalah atau mati!" pantas Pembaik berguling mengambil jarak dan bangkit semula bersedia menentang Penjahat. Penjahat kelihatannya tidak mengambil kesempatan itu untuk menyerang malah memberi peluang kepada Pembaik bersedia memperbaiki kuda-kudanya.
"Heheh, kalau begitu buktikan padaku. Adakah katamu itu benar atau hanya penyedap hati. Lihat sahaja keadaanmu sekarang, adakah kau sedar kau sedang tewas? Kalau aku patahkan kedua kakimu bagaimana kau akan kembali? Hahahahaha," gelak Penjahat seperti gelaknya seorang penjahat.

Namun sebaik sahaja dia ingin menerpa ke arah Pembaik, dia telah ditahan oleh isyarat tangan Pembaik.
"Tunggu dulu. Kalau cinta adalah punca kekuatanku, apakah pula punca kekuatanmu?" Soal Pembaik. Tidak diketahui apakah soalannya ikhlas ingin tahu atau sekadar mahu mengambil kesempatan mengatur pernafasan dan memulihkan tenaga yang kehauasan, namun yang pasti ia telah memberi kesan kepada Penjahat yang tanpa diduga berlaku baik dan berhenti menyerang.

"Hahahaha...aku sangka kau ini bodoh dan lurus bendul. Rupanya kau juga ingin mengorek rahsia kekuatanku!" Penjahat ketawa bangga, seolah-olah mendedahkan rahsia kekuatannya adalah suatu langkah bijak dalam pertempuran. Namun dia adalah penjahat, dan penjahat harus berasa bangga dengan kekuatan mereka. Itu yang dipegang oleh Penjahat.

"Pembaik, aku percaya sumber kekuatanku adalah jauh lebih hebat daripada cinta. Ia dinamakan Kemusnahan!" Bangga sekali Penjahat menerangkan.
"Tidak, ia sebenarnya adalah benci. Kebencian membawa kepada kemusnahan," Pembaik cuba memperbetulkan penerangan Penjahat.
"Kebencian kau kata? Hahahaha sungguh bermakna sekali pertarungan kita pada hari ini. Ia bukan sekadar pertarungan antara kau dan aku, Penjahat dan Pembaik, tetapi antara cinta dan benci. Tuhan masih merahmati aku," Tiba-tiba sahaja Penjahat teringatkan Tuhan, tidak seperti kebiasaan penjahat-penjahat biasa. Sudah pasti Penjahat ialah seorang penjahat yang istimewa.

"Penjahat, aku yakin cinta tidak akan tewas kepada benci. Perjuangan kau hanyalah sia-sia kerana sudah beratus-ratus tahun novel, filem dan cerita-cerita ditulis, semuanya memihak kepada cinta dan kasih sayang. Memenangkan keadilan dan percintaan. Penjahat, peluangmu untuk menang sangat tipis sekali! Lebih baik kau bertaubat dan kembali ke jalan yang benar," Nasihat Pembaik kepada Penjahat dengan nada yakin. Dia yang memperjuangkan keadilan dan percintaan tidak pernah terfikir untuk tewas kepada kebencian dan kemusnahan.

"Pembaik..Pembaik...kau sudah berulang kali tersilap, namun aku masih bermurah hati untuk membetulkanmu. Pembaik, inilah jalanku yang benar, dan jalan yang akan membawaku kemenangan!" Serentak dengan itu Penjahat menetakkan parangnya ke arah Pembaik.
"Pembaik, rasalah kehebatan Parang Hati Musnah ini. Kau pasti akan menyukainya di alam baka nanti."

Namun serangan demi serangan dari Penjahat berjaya dielak dan ditangkis oleh Pembaik dengan senjata istimewanya Sarung Waja Hitam.


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Ulas Novel : Hatiku Di Harajuku


NOVELIS THRILLER NO.1 DI MALAYSIA

“Novelis thriller no. 1 di Malaysia? Tahi lembu!” Avan membuat isyarat ludah ke kiri. Ternyata dia sangat tidak senang hati tentang sesuatu.
“Apa yang kau marahkan sangat ni?” Tingkah Suri yang kebetulan makan bersama dengannya di Warung Zixth. Langsung tidak menatap wajah Avan, dia melihat-lihat menu di kedai makan tersebut.
[Warung Zixth ialah kedai makan yang menyediakan masakan panas dan minuman sama ada sejuk atau panas terletak di dalam kawasan lokasi x. Lalu marilah kita menceritakan apa saja yang boleh diceritakan tentang Warung Zixth ini sama ada ianya relevan atau tidak itu tidak penting asalkan kita boleh memberitahu pembaca tentang Warung Zixth ini untuk memperbanyakkan lagi kandungan cerita ini. Maka bolehlah mengarut lagi dan lagi dan menceritakan apa yang perlu atau tidak perlu kerana pengarang perlu memberitahu pembaca tentang Warung Zixth sama ada mereka mahu tahu atau tidak itu tidak penting tetapi pengarang mesti menganggap pembaca mahu tahu tentang Warung Zixth yang menjadi relevan semata-mata kerana watak utamanya berada di situ maka harus diterangkan walaupun terpaksa mengarut beberapa perenggan dan mengarut terus mengarut seperti perenggan ini. Sesungguhnya ingin dimengarutkan lagi sehingga beberapa perenggan kerana aku suka exaggerate seekstrem-ekstremnya tentang sesuatu yang aku tidak suka.]
“Avan, mengapa panjang sangat kau bercerita tentang Warung Zixth? Apa kaitannya dengan tajuk cerita ini?” Soal Suri tidak berpuas hati kerana telah berasa telah terbazir masanya mendengar pengarutan tentang Warung Zixth yang tidak hingin pun diketahuinya tetapi telah dipaksa masuk ke benaknya oleh Avan.

“Akuuuu adaaa…kerna kau pun adaaaa…… Suri, Warung Zixth maha penting kerana aku telah ada di sini. Aku, selaku watak utama cerita ini telah makan di Warung Zixth ini. Sekian.” Jawab Avan, tidaklah pendek sangat.
“Baiklah baiklah, apa yang kau nak ceritakan pada aku dan pembaca lain sebenarnya?” Suri mengalah.
“Ni, novel bodoh ni, Jantungku di Harakiri, tulisan Romly Bawang Besar, bekas tauke hotdog termashur serata Malaysia.”
[Romly Bawang Besar sebelum menjadi penulis terkenal pernah bekerja sebagai penjual roti daging di ibu kota. Dia berasal dari Kota Kinabalu telah merantau ke Semenanjung sejak berusia belasan tahun mencuba nasib di Kuala Lumpur. Dia bekerja di merata-rata tempat, termasuk kilang-kilang elektronik selama beberapa tahun. Akhirnya dia berjaya mengumpul sedikit modal lalu memulakan perniagaan menjual roti daging sehinggalah dia menjadi penulis novel terkenal.

Sebenarnya tidaklah diketahui akan asal usul sebenar Encik Romly tetapi kerana ini adalah cerita rekaan maka boleh saja ditulis apa-apa tentang encik Romly sehingga lembu pulang ke kandang mahupun beberapa muka surat. Maka bolehlah ditulis dan dimengarutkan sekehendak hati sehingga pembaca merasa boring dan meluat yang teramat sangat sehingga mereka ingin menuntut kembali minit-minit hidup mereka yang terbazir akibat membaca karangan karut lagi mengarut yang hanya memuaskan hati penulis karangan ini sahaja tanpa ada apa-apa substance tetapi sekadar melampiaskan nafsu meluat penulis sendiri sahaja yang langsung tidak mempedulikan bahasa sama ada dari segi perkataan atau tata bahasa atau apa-apa peraturan penulisan yang penting dia terus mengarut sepanjang yang dia mahu.]
“Marah sangat nampaknya kau malam ni,” tempelak Suri.
“Memanglah, tengah lapar perut ni. Pelayan ni pun, mana dia tomyam tak sampai-sampai lagi dah setengah jam ni”. Marah juga nampaknya Avan.
“Ala sekejap lagi sampai lah tu,” Pujuk Suri. Avan bertenang kembali. Seketika kemudian pelayan datang membawa tomyam kegemaran mereka berdua. Avan tanpa membuang masa mula makan tomyamnya, namun masih sempat mengarut tentang tomyam, kerana kemeluatan yang mendalam pada novel Jantungku diHarakiri
[Tom yam (bahasa Lao: ຕົ້ມຍຳ Templat:IPA-lo; Bahasa Thai: ต้มยำ, [tôm jam], tom yam dalam "Royal Thai General System of Transcription") adalah nama bagi dua hidangan sop yang serupa yang berasal dari Laos dan Thailand. Versi DiRaja Lao termasuk secubit nasi di dalam sop, sementara versi biasa Lao yang lain dan versi Thailand tidak memasukkan nasi sebagai salah satu bahannya. Tom yam dihidangkan secara meluas di negara berjiranan seperti Malaysia, Singapura, dan Indonesia, dan telah dipopularkan ke seluruh dunia.
Tom yam memiliki ciri-ciri perasa pedas dan masam yang keratar, dengan penggunaan herba wangi. Rebusan asas dihasilkan dari stok dan bahan baru seperti serai, daun dari pokok Limau Purut, halia, jus limau nipis, sos ikan dan cili dipenyek.
Tom yam biasanya dihasilkan menggunakan udang (tom yum goong atau tom yum kung), ayam (tom yum kai), ikan (tom yum pa di sebahagian Laod dan tom yum pla di Thailand), atau campuran makanan laut (tom yum thale atau tom yum po taek) dan cendawan - biasanya straw mushrooms atau cendawan tiram. Sop itu sendiri sering ditabur dengan sejumlah besar daun hirisan segar cilantro (corianderleaves). Kadang-kala lada giling Thailand (nam phrik phao, Bahasa Thai: น้ำพริกเผา) ditambah: ini memberikan warna sop kuning bata terang dan menjadikan rasa cili lebih ketara.
Variasi baru tom yam adalah tom yum nam khon (Bahasa Thai: ต้มยำน้ำข้น), di mana sedikit susu atau santan dicampurkan kepada kuah sebagai sentuhan akhir, dan kemudian diimbang dengan cili kering panggang. Adaptasi ini tidak patut dikelirukan dengan tom kha gai ("sop halia ayam"), di mana galanga merupakan perisa utama bagi sop berasaskan santan. Tom yum nam khon hampir sentiasa dibuat menggunakan udang, sementara ayam seringkali digunakan dalam tom kha. Sepupunya yang kurang dikenali di luar Thailand adalah - tom khlong.
Pes tom yam perdagangan dihasilkan dengan melumatkan kesemua bahan herba dan digoreng dalam minyak. Bahang perisa dan pengawet ditambah kemudiannya. Pes itu kemudian di botolkan atau dibungkus dan dijual keseluruh dunia. Perisa Tom yam dengan pes mungkin memiliki ciri-ciri berbeza dengan yang dihasilkan dengan menggunakan bahan herba segar.]

“Wah, melampau kau ni, siap copy paste dari wiki. Apa kaitan tomyam dengan cerita ni? Apa yang thrill dan apa yang novel sangat pasal tomyam sampai empat lima perenggan pasal tomyam saja?”. Suri tertanya kehairanan ingin tahu.
“Suri, aku anggap kau seorang yang bijak. Tapi biarlah aku ceritakan agar lebih jelas kerana lebih banyak lagi pengarutan yang akan aku hidangkan nanti. Kita sebenarnya sedang berbincang, atau lebih tepat lagi, aku sebenarnya tengah mengarut tentang novel thriller sambil makan tomyam. Oleh kerana tomyam telah ada sedikit kaitan dengan cerita ini maka haruslah dijelaskan kepada pembaca supaya mereka lebih jelas dan faham apakah itu tomyam. Sebenarnya sama sahaja kalau kita makan nasi pattaya sekalipun, aku tetap akan mengarut tentang nasi pattaya pula.” Jawab Avan ringkas dan padat. Cheewah.
[Nasi goring pattaya atau ringkasnya nasi pattaya adalah masakan Malaysia yang mana nasi goring dibungkus dengan balutan telur goring dan dihidangkan dengan sos cili, timun batang atau keropok. Namanya diambil sempena daerah Pattaya, Thailand.]
“Ok Ok, aku dah tahu sejarah asal usulnya dua makanan ni. Tapi macam mana pulak aku boleh terjebak dalam karangan bodoh kau ni?”. Suri tidak berpuas hati.
“Sebab kau kawan aku, dan aku kena ada seseorang untuk dengar aku mengarut. Kalau tak orang kata aku gila.”
[Lalu Avan pun bercerita tentang Suri kawan dia yang blab la bla aku pun dah malas nak mengarut. Adeehh.]

“Fuuh, nasib baik kau tak mengarut lebih-lebih pasal aku, kalau tak dah penuh tomyam ni kat muka kau.”
“Apasal, kau tak suka ke tomyam tu. Bagi kat aku la, aku pun tengah lapar, kurang sikit marah aku nanti. Kurang marah aku kuranglah mengarut aku. Kau juga yang suka kan kan kan?”. Avan cuba memancing Suri agar dia dapat makan free. Walau hakikatnya dia yang kena bayar sebab dia yang janji nak belanja. Dia ni memang sewel sikit.

“Tak boleh!” Jawapan Suri ringkat, padat, sendat, ketat, dan semuanya yang at at. Everwhat.

“By the way, apa yang tak kena dengan novel Jantungku diHarakiri tu sampai kau marah sangat?”
[Jantungku diHarakiri adalah sebuah novel tentang seorang pendekar melayu yang mahir dalam seni bela diri Jepun menggunakan pedang samurai. Hara-kiri adalah satu perbuatan memotong perut dari kiri ke kanan oleh seorang samurai yang gagal dalam melaksanakan tugasnya. Oleh kerana watak cerita itu tidak memahami sepenuhnya adat samurai dia telah terpotong jantungnya sendiri di sebuah ladang strawberry di Brincang. Begitulah agaknya.]

“Apa yang tak kena? Ini kononnya novel thriller. Apa ke HJ nya pengarang buat karangan darjah satu bercerita pasal anak patung saya, kicap adabi, kereta api, bunga raya, musim luruh, cuaca hari ini, kesultanan melayu Melaka, upacara minum kopi tongkat ali, racun serangga roundup 7 bla blab la. Menyampah I…”

Aku pun dah malas daa nak sambung. Tammat di sini saja.